1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,503 Martin, you're exactly where you should be. 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,805 Where Varnell Hill was two years ago. 3 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:08,074 The man is bigger than Arsenio. 4 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:17,250 Are you going to be in Hollywood anytime soon? 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,753 - Nah, nah. - Damn. 6 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,990 If you were in Hollywood sometime soon 7 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:25,492 you would be on my show. 8 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:26,559 I quit my job. 9 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:29,095 We all are goin' to Hollywood. 10 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,731 I'm going to be on the Varnell Hills show. 11 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:34,267 Beady Bead get your saddle, we heading out west. 12 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:20,540 Yo! I gotta catch up with Varnell. 13 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,208 His show starts in an hour. 14 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,711 Can we be out? Thank you, please! 15 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,613 - Yo, Martin, come here man. - 'What?' 16 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,014 Yo, let me get a $100. 17 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:29,215 I want to get this baseball cap 18 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,550 they got in on sale. 19 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,019 Cole, a $100? 20 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,020 Oh, yeah, that's just a 21 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,522 down payment for the layaway. 22 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:36,556 What's spike tryin' do? 23 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,124 Buy his 40 acres and a mule? 24 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,827 You got to do without that Captain DeBrown, I'm sorry. 25 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,162 - Ho! - Check it out, check it out! 26 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:43,530 - Hey, how you doin' sweetheart? - Ha-ha! 27 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,899 - 'Alright now, ah!' - 'Ha, ha, ha!' 28 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,001 - 'Yeah.' - 'Wassup?' 29 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,202 Hey, baby, can we be gone? 30 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,637 Can we, I got places to be. 31 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:53,072 - We got to go now! - Baby, baby, chill, okay? 32 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,408 We have plenty of time, we're on vacation, remember? 33 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,477 - Please! - Oh-ah-ah! 34 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,479 - Denzel Washington! - Where, girl? 35 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,080 - Right there! - 'Where?' 36 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,219 Shut up, hey. Shut up, shut up! 37 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,554 I'mma play this cool. 38 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:10,857 - I'mma play this cool. - Say "Hi", for me. 39 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,893 Denzel! Denzel! 40 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,728 It's me, Pam! 41 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:19,899 Ah! 42 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,676 Hey, what you doin'? 43 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:32,011 Hey, that's my car, hey! 44 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:34,514 Pam! Oh, my God! 45 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:35,882 - Pam-- - She left us! 46 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:36,950 Hey, well forget her. 47 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,184 We got to be out, let's go. 48 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,857 - 'There you go.' - Appreciate it, alright. 49 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,527 Oh! Woo! 50 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,895 Alright, check it out, alright look 51 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,196 look at the limo, y'all, remember 52 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,564 he was tellin' about the limo, look. 53 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:52,899 - Yeah, Martin. - Alright, Gina look. 54 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,567 This is the deal, you and uh-uh-um.. 55 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,269 Uh-uh, Cole go in and get the seats. 56 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,537 Hold 'em for us, alright? 57 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,805 Tommy, you are with me 58 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,139 we've got to find Varnell, okay? 59 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,975 Martin, I've a really bad feeling about this. 60 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,977 Varnell hasn't returned any of your phone calls. 61 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,979 You just don't come to LA and expect to get 62 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,080 on the Varnell Hill show. 63 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:08,281 I'm sure there's a process 64 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,382 to this, you know, you had us-- 65 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,317 Gina, Gina, Gina! 66 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,420 Please, baby, I don't want to raise on you, okay? 67 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,122 Listen, okay, the process is 68 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:17,790 he invited me and we're here, okay? 69 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:20,393 Now can we be in, support your man, that's all I ask. 70 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,661 You know it's really hot 71 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,596 and why don't you stop embarrassing me? 72 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:24,664 I'm not embarrassing you! 73 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,471 Yo, Tommy! 74 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,973 Varnell Hill's green room, boy! 75 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:36,142 We in here, we in here! 76 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,910 Smell that boy? 77 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:38,978 See now that's Hollywood. 78 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:40,613 No, Martin what I think 79 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,148 you smellin' i-is Madonna. 80 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,754 She's just goin' freak all into green room. 81 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,823 She only gettin'...all up in the green room. 82 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:53,626 Well, look here, man, I got to handle some business, right? 83 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,529 So I'm going to work the room you lay low, okay, 84 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,197 while I go smoothin' with the stars. 85 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,133 You know why, 'cause we in the hell! 86 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,968 - The hell. - That what I 'm talking about. 87 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,269 Woo! 88 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,973 Denzel, I won't hurt you. 89 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,975 I only wanna love you. 90 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,111 Wow! Burt! 91 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,680 What up, Burt, how you livin'? 92 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,215 That ain't Loni.. Okay, alright. 93 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,384 What's up man? What's up? 94 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,788 Yo, Tommy, Burt got the white man's weave. 95 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,624 Oh, now you got the money 96 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:27,126 to pay for it, don't you trim.. 97 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:29,996 You want some of me, Michael, you-you want some of me? 98 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,198 Man, yo, man, you know what, I'm going to tell you like this 99 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,567 send your Papa Joe over here, alright, I'll show him what 100 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,002 a real ass whoopin' is all about. 101 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,403 Go on back to them. 102 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,072 I don't believe you the real Michael, anyway. 103 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,075 Real Michael got glitter on his socks back on up, bro. 104 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,178 - Tommy, Tommy, come here, man. - Yeah. 105 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:46,679 I'm getting ready to bust Michael up. 106 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:48,314 We got to get up outta here, man, okay? 107 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,083 - Let's go find Varnell, please. - Okay. 108 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,318 But, Martin, um, I am.. 109 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:54,220 ...trying to get with that one, brother. 110 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,254 A little of.. 111 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,824 Okay, well, uh.. 112 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,692 Handle your business, handle your business. 113 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:03,262 But remember, okay, you in Hollywood. 114 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,597 Check the neck. 115 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:06,766 What's in the neck? 116 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,435 Check the Adam's a-a-a-a-pple! 117 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,438 Alright. Bye. 118 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,781 Yo V, it's me Martin. 119 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,083 It's your boy, what's up? 120 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,020 Yo, V, you in here? 121 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:29,288 I know you are. 122 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:33,860 Oh! 123 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:35,294 Aah! 124 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,396 What's up? 125 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:38,564 Dawg! It's our boy, what up? 126 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:39,866 Uh..Marky. 127 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,134 - Come on, man, Martin. - Marky? 128 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,803 WZUP, Detroit, in the hell. 129 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,205 - Martin.. - Yeah, Martin. 130 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,640 - What's happening, man? - Wassup? 131 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:48,808 Alright, okay. 132 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,443 Umm, what are you doing here in Hollywood? 133 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:52,879 Well you remember, you said if I was ever in Hollywood 134 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:54,580 to stop by, huh? 135 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,048 Yeah. 136 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,817 I am here! 137 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,152 So when I'm on? When I'm on? 138 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,788 Hey man, I said it, I'm goin to do it, okay? 139 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,656 Now, lay up in the audience, for now. 140 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,124 Okay, and I'm gonna hook that up 141 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:06,826 like it ain't no thing, okay? 142 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,428 Hey, man, it ain't nothing but a G thing, baby. 143 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:09,662 You are right man, you, you.. 144 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:10,897 - You, brother. - What did I say? 145 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,265 'Cause it take-- 146 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:14,100 - Oh, you got a little c-- - Varnell. 147 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,904 - Yeah. - I peeled this grape for you. 148 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,506 Varnell, come back, I miss you. 149 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:24,444 Come on, Varnell, if we don't start soon, I won't get my turn. 150 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,179 Varnell, James is on the phone 151 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,847 he wants to know why you dogged him. 152 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:30,917 Hey. 153 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:32,185 Ooh, Hollywood. 154 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,286 Lemme get your door, bro. 155 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:34,687 I know you got the girl, hey. 156 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,923 Excuse me lady, alright. 157 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,691 Take it, good evening, hey, alright. 158 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,427 Oh, for me? 159 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,463 Little grape, come to Hollywood, get a grape. 160 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,932 Thank you. 161 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,433 Trick or treat. 162 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,768 Alright, man. 163 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,369 You might want to get you some, uh 164 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,938 sisters up in there, bro. 165 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,641 Yo! 166 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,710 I'm gonna be on TV. 167 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,680 Mama! 168 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:04,717 Alright, ah. 169 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,722 Ooh, baby, baby girl. 170 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,190 Guess who's on the show? 171 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:14,393 - Ah-ha, look at you, oh, yeah! - Oh, God, oh, my God! 172 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,062 Alright, when we get home, girl. 173 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,563 - Yaah! - Oh-ah! 174 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,066 Martin, that is great, you're going to be on the TV! 175 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,467 Goin' be on there, goin' be on there. 176 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,869 - Wait, wa-wait, wait a minute. - Yeah. 177 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,004 Umm, what're you doin' up here? 178 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,239 Aren't you supposed to be in the back 179 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,507 gettin' a make up or something? 180 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,641 Oh, no, I'm cool, I ain't swinging 181 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,409 with the make-up, okay? 182 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,577 I'm up here, chillin'. 183 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,979 Varnell told me to wait here 184 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:34,413 this is where he's gonna like pull me from 185 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,049 so I'm here, about chillin'. 186 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:40,253 'Stage 31 in Hollywood, California.' 187 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,388 'It's the "Varnell Hill Show."' 188 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,925 'With special guest, Michael Jackson, Madonna' 189 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,427 'and musical guest Jodeci.' 190 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:52,665 'And now the original Hollywood swinger himself' 191 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:56,369 'Varnell Hill!' 192 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,887 Whoo! Ha-ha. 193 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,889 Did you miss me? 194 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:20,760 Of course I did, but let me ask you somethin'. 195 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:24,096 - What's up? - What's up? 196 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:31,571 No, no, no, he did not, no, no. 197 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,439 Oh, oh! 198 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,575 Yo, yo, he stole your line man. 199 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:38,811 No, he didn't, no, no, no. Oh, I know what he's doing. 200 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,546 I just rapped to him backstage and stuff. 201 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,648 So that's probably a little call he doing out to me. 202 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,818 "What's up!", right back at you boy. 203 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,554 Yeah, it's-it's a callin' he doin' for you, right. 204 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,389 Welcome to the "Varnell Hill Show." 205 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,657 Let me ask y'all something. 206 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,392 Any cat people in the house tonight? 207 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,061 Meow! 208 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,495 What about them dog? 209 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,065 Woof, woof.. 210 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,934 Hey, Garry, I'm going to tell you one more time. 211 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:06,172 Can we get some human beings in the audience or what? 212 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:12,311 Oh, oh, oh, oh-ah! 213 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:18,351 Oh...oh! 214 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,859 'Martin!' 215 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,327 - 'Martin!' - 'Martin.' 216 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:31,697 - Martin! - Martin. 217 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,700 - Martin! - Yeah, yeah. 218 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,203 Man, what the hell are you laughing at? 219 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,973 - He, yo, he's corny, man. - I know this brother, okay? 220 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,175 But until I get my three minutes on this show 221 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,945 he's Eddie Murphy and I'm Arsenio Hall. 222 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,861 How are you all doing, I'd like you all to meet 223 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:04,063 a very good friend of mine. 224 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,831 - This is it, baby. - Ladies and gentlemen.. 225 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:09,135 Fred "Rerun" Berry, y'all, come on. 226 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:16,809 - Whoo! - Okay. 227 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,146 What you gonna say to the people, baby? 228 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,981 What's happenin'? 229 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,186 Hold on. 230 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,055 Hey, you there, no, no, no. 231 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,590 Hold on, hell, you don't come up here 232 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,225 I'll get both of you classy.. 233 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,860 Hell, you don't go up here 234 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,762 okay, goin' up, "What's happenin'?" 235 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,198 Boy, you better get the pop locking up in here.. 236 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,238 The hell's wrong with you, man? 237 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,109 I'm the only one who watches "What's happening?" 238 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,379 Snookey. 239 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,795 - I love you, I love you. - Baby, don't say nothin' to me. 240 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,900 Yeah, I'm a model, but, uh, I really want to be an actress. 241 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:16,268 - Really? - Yes. 242 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,404 - Good for you. - Thank you. 243 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,605 Good for you. 244 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,474 You know what, the lighting in here 245 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,142 is just absolutely beautiful, ain't it? 246 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,944 Uh, huh. 247 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:27,780 - What are you doing? - No, no, no. 248 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,215 Nothing, nothing, baby, I'm just. 249 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,650 Just admiring your neck. That's all. 250 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,452 I-i-it looks a little swollen. 251 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,822 I'm just gettin' over cold. 252 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,157 - A cold. - Yeah. 253 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,327 She gettin' over cold. 254 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,163 Look here, brother.. 255 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:48,968 I, er, I don't know who-who you think you fooling, but, uh.. 256 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,404 You thought you had me, didn't you RuPaul, huh, you did? 257 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,672 Hey, hey you know what? 258 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,575 All you damn, Hollywood people are sick. 259 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,978 And you, you need Jesus! 260 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,917 Uh, baby, I hate to tell you this 261 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,453 but there's only 10 minutes left in the show 262 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,589 and, uh, it doesn't look like Varnell's gonna get you. 263 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:11,957 Uh-uh, Gina, baby, please. 264 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,025 I'm, I'm not trying to hear all that shit. 265 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,593 I want you to open your eyes. 266 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,262 The eyes are open baby, I've been looking 267 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:18,130 looking for my time to be out there, baby. 268 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,633 Now, this is the time I need you to support me. 269 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,034 Okay, I need you there for me, girl. 270 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,370 Honey, I love you, okay? 271 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,207 - I-I love you, man-- - We both love you. 272 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,809 But, umm, it's not gonna happen. 273 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,343 - No, it's not. - Oh, please! 274 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:32,878 Oh, it's gonna happen, Gina, alright? 275 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,381 All I need is three minutes. That's what I came out here for. 276 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,551 "What's up?", Oh, he owes me, please. 277 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,621 Okay, here we go, man. In 5, 4, 3, 2.. 278 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,957 Alright, man, this next group 279 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:48,794 is tearing up the charts hotter than baked clams. 280 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,297 Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up.. 281 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,298 ...for Jodeci. 282 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,203 Oh, yeah, y'all thought it was over, didn't you? 283 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,671 Whoo! 284 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,710 You know, girl, I think you're cheatin' on me. 285 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,547 Me and Jodeci think ya cheating on us, you know! 286 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,382 You telling me you're going out for a big gulp. 287 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,552 It's11 and you never come back with a gulp. 288 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,886 That's the strangest feelin'. 289 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,138 Nick Nite Patty White. 290 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,761 Brothers, well, um.. 291 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:11,897 Right on. 292 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,333 Hey, yo, uh, hey Madonna 293 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,402 you might wanna move down, alright, thank you. 294 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,270 Jodeci, Jodeci, give it up. 295 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,572 You know, uh, the boy's a band. 296 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,741 Umm, me and Jodeci probably, you know 297 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,209 you never know when you're gonna see us 298 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,878 we're gonna do our thing, Jodeci and uh-- 299 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,679 We'll be right back.. 300 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,948 Right back. Do you miss me? 301 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,618 - Now then, whoo, Jodeci-- - Clear, uh-ah. 302 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,953 Man, what the hell is your problem, man. 303 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,789 - You lost your mind? - It ain't abou-- 304 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,856 Well, wait, wait, wait, hold on. 305 00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,258 Calm down, Varnell, alright. 306 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,360 I mean, you promised me I would be on this show 307 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,795 and I figured it slipped your mind. 308 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,297 So a brother just jumped out "K-CI", "Jo-Jo". 309 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,299 I never promised you'd be on the show. 310 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,401 You know, they might not ever be on my show again. 311 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,538 That's Hollywood talk, man. Don't you get it? 312 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,139 - Hey, Rerun! - Yo! 313 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,974 How many times have I invited you to my house? 314 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,242 Hundreds. 315 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,144 And how many times have you actually been 316 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,312 to my house? 317 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,547 None. 318 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:02,948 And what would happen if you came 319 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,383 to my house Rerun? 320 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,086 I'd probably get sprayed. 321 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,387 You see that? 322 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:10,155 Capin' is behind, man. 323 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,124 That's what's going to happen, man, that's Hollywood talk. 324 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,426 So, so, so, so, so, you tellin' me all that was Hollywood talk 325 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,162 the little yam talk, the little catfish thing 326 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,832 we were rapping about, all that was just Hollywood talk. 327 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,300 Is that, is that what you're telling me? 328 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,236 Bingo, Amigo. Snookey! 329 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,106 - Oh, oh, you gonna call-- - Do work. 330 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:30,075 - Oh, no, that's wrong, Varnell! - Yup, you know what I'm saying? 331 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,344 - That's wrong, V, you know. - That may.. 332 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,012 That maybe Hollywood talk to you 333 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,247 but we are from Detroit. 334 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,683 Hey, boy, Detroit is in the house. 335 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,351 You know, what I'm sayin'. 336 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,253 Detroit's in the hell, you know. 337 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,654 Varnell, let me tell you something. 338 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,623 You promised my man his three minutes. 339 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,358 You're going to give him his three minutes. 340 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,860 That's right, that's right, you're gonna 341 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,161 give my man his three minutes. 342 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,529 - Three minutes! - Three minutes! 343 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,698 'Three minutes!' 344 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,700 Baby, I love you. 345 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,934 Give him his three minutes. 346 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,603 Alright three minutes, aye. 347 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,138 Hey, did you think I wasn't going to 348 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,706 have him on for three minutes. 349 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,274 Of course, I was gonna have him on for three minutes. 350 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,176 What's three minutes, you know what I mean? 351 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,377 Three minutes. 352 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:08,180 Varnell! 353 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,815 That's all I ask is for my time. 354 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,550 You know, I don't never want to hurt nobody. 355 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,051 - I just want my time. - We're going, we're going. 356 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,155 - In 5, 4, 3, 2.. - Alright. 357 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,892 Alright, and welcome back to the Varnell Hill show. 358 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,227 I'm sitting here with a newcomer, up and coming 359 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,296 came out to Hollywood just for a little spell. 360 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,898 Hey, Martin, how's it been out here, man? 361 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,468 - Man, you know, i-it-- - Uh, we're out of time! 362 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,237 Hey, I'm glad you could join us this evening. 363 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,308 Will you miss me? I'll see you in 23. 364 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,744 I ain't training the monkey to talk in Hollywood. 365 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,212 - Or is that-- - Clear! 366 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,747 Somethin' they do or whatever.. 367 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,883 So, so when I-I, uh, walked up, right, I was on the brail. 368 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,718 Kid, this one's over! 369 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,257 So, so, so, light and bright, come, come, come, come on. 370 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,259 You, you, you saying this, brother, you know, I mean 371 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,694 I mean we're not coming back after commercials. 372 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,062 What do you think I'm having some kind of 373 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,698 mental connection or something? Huh? 374 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,701 You know you have been a thorn in my ass! 375 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,236 Since this whole thing has begun, man 376 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,505 you better get it together or leave it alone. 377 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,609 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 378 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,678 Get off me, hey, get off me! 379 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:15,247 Snookey, Snookey, man, Snookey, man! 380 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,950 - Get off me, man! - You're the punk, boy! 381 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,452 Where all the Black people around here? We qualified! 382 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,688 And get some of my Latino friends up here. 383 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,229 Stan, listen, I want to come home, okay? 384 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,798 I'm out here in Hollywood. It ain't what I thought, okay? 385 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,734 Hey, Detroit's my home. I want to come home. 386 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,638 Cool, Stan, my man, alright, hey, I'm on the next plane. 387 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,307 Cool. What? 388 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,944 What's up, you ain't so bad without your boys. 389 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,813 You ain't bad, you ain't nothing. 390 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,314 You know, yo, Michael 391 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,649 I wanna tell you, you gotta beat it, man. 392 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,651 - You better beat it. - Tito! 393 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,824 Oh, no need, no, you didn't.. No, Michael, didn't swing on me. 394 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,425 No, you didn't swing on me. 395 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,330 Sick of all this.. 396 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,900 Damn it, I'm down with your man. 397 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,903 How about that? 398 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,358 Here we go. Denzel, Denzel! 399 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,626 Hold it, hold it. 400 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,461 Hold it! Now! 401 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:43,001 I came all the way from Detroit to see you, Denzel. 402 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,704 Excuse me, do I know you? 403 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,340 Oh, no. 404 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,210 You're not Denzel. 405 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,213 I'm from Africa, I've never heard of this Denzel. 406 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,717 Uh, oh my God. I'm so embarrassed. 407 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,652 I feel so stupid, I'm sorry. 408 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,889 No, no, it's alright. But I was on my way to lunch. 409 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,658 - Would you like to join me? - Are you cra.. 410 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,363 - Well, is this your Limo? - Yes. 411 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:17,302 - Is all of that your house? - Yes, it is. 412 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,737 Man, let's go. 413 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:27,646 You know, you remind me so much of the women in my country. 414 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,015 - Oh, really? - Oh, yes. 415 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,917 Your buckshots make me home sick. 416 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,587 May I call you Beady Beat?